Waiting For A Buddy

Just in case you were wondering, this beautiful dog is available for adoption on the northeast corner or 14th Street and Union Square West

Getting Older

Despite my best efforts, I am getting older, so I think a change in profile pictures is in order.

Black Friday

NEW YORK -Nov. 28) - A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday after an "out of control" throng of shoppers eager for post-Thanksgiving bargains broke down the doors at a suburban store and knocked him to the ground, police said.




Within hours of the trampling death, customers had lined up behind crime scene tape waiting for the retailer to reopen.

Let me say that again ... waiting for the retailer to reopen.

Never let it be said that Americans have fucked up priorities.

I ran for Vice President ... and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

Here is a picture of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in her dorm room at the University of Idaho.



According to her classmates, the only top that she wore more often was a t-shirt that read “FCK: The only thing missing is ‘U.’ ”

Since Sarah and I share a common love for goofy t-shirts, I thought I would suggest a few.
















P.S. Sarah ... the comma comes after broke.

"Never work with kids or animals"

This was the first commercial I worked on as a member of the DGA.



It took a very long time for this to show up on the Internet.

Normally a job with young kids and animals can be an absolute nightmare. However, this job was really a breeze because of the excellent producer, John Ficalora and the exceptional 1st AD, Mark Romanski.

Find a Friend

First and foremost … Happy Birthday Mom!

The ASPCA was founded in 1866 as the first humane organization in the Western Hemisphere. The Society was formed to alleviate the injustices animals faced then, and they continue to battle cruelty today. Whether it’s saving a pet who has been accidentally poisoned, fighting to pass humane laws, rescuing animals from abuse or sharing resources with shelters across the country, they work toward the day in which no animal will live in pain or fear.

I had some trouble sleeping last night, so I slapped this piece together.



Become a member of the ASPCA, or go to one of their animal shelters and find a cat or dog who needs a good home.

Several years ago I adopted a nine-year-old tiger cat named Manhattan, and I love her with all my heart.