I ran for Vice President ... and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

Here is a picture of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in her dorm room at the University of Idaho.



According to her classmates, the only top that she wore more often was a t-shirt that read “FCK: The only thing missing is ‘U.’ ”

Since Sarah and I share a common love for goofy t-shirts, I thought I would suggest a few.
















P.S. Sarah ... the comma comes after broke.

I'm big in Japan ... and Iran?

I never really took much notice of my international web map hit counter. However, I decided to take a closer look the other day. It would seem that I now have visitors to this blog from two areas in Iran as well as Iraq, Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Israel.

For this reason, I am sure it won't be long before I have visitors from the CIA in Langley Virginia as well.




In fact ... I just noticed that an Arabic web site has added me to their BlogRoll. I wish I was able to read more of this web site, but I must admit I am truly honored.

On behalf of the American people, I would like to apologize for our idiot President and Vice-President. We would also like to apologize for all our celebrities who feel the need to be Muslim on a whim.

I would also like to add that most people living in the US still like Arabic people a lot. The vast majority of the people living in the blue states understand that the Islamic religion is a peaceful one. Don’t let our Showtime programming freak you out.

As-Salaam-Alaikum!