Friday, February 27, 2009


Now I must admit that I have long thought that some people these days are going overboard when it come to having children. However, this woman takes the cake.

This two part interview (conducted by her own mother) does a great job of showing how nuts Nadya Suleman really is.

In stark contrast, Nadya's mother comes off as very likable and level headed. One can only hope that she will be able to provide some sanity in the lives of these 14 children.

It is my opinion (and perhaps and unpopular one) that these eight babies should be given up for adoption. I think it would send a message that this kind of reckless behavior will not be tolerated.

Even if you make the argument that Nadya could not have known she would have more than the planned "one or two" kids from this fertility procedure, it begs a very simple question.

Why the fuck is she having ANY children when she already has six young children in an already cramped home? In fact one of those six has already been diagnosed with autism.

The answer can only be that she is rampantly delusional.

Some people have theorized that Nadya has undergone plastic surgery to make herself look more like her idol Angelina Jolie.

Um ... theory?

Are you kidding me?

Suleman has obviously had implants or filler injections to plump up her lips. She has also reportedly had a nose job to resemble Jolie. In fact, I am quite sure there is no coincidence that she hand picked Ann Curry for her exclusive televised interview.

Ann Curry is well known to be Angelina Jolie's interviewer of choice, and has conducted numerous interviews with her all over the world.

Sometime you need to call a duck a duck.

As her own mother points out so well, this woman really needs help in more ways than one.

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Darwin would have gone with the wolf

I have always thought that hunters are the biggest bunch of pussies.

The match up I would love to see would be Gray Wolf vs. Sarah Palin (without her gun or her helicopter).

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Monday, February 02, 2009

Olympic Doping

A few days ago, this photo surfaced of Michael Phelps smoking marijuana out of a bong at a party in November.

Almost immediately, "experts" said that his career was in a tailspin, and that if he didn't stick to the straight and narrow path, he could irreparably hurt his future earning potential.

To add to this, swim coaches across the country said they would use the incident as a teachable moment, driving home the point that drugs undermine athletic performance and that Phelps will suffer the consequences of his actions, losing esteem, and perhaps endorsements.

Frankly, I think it only sheds some light on his reported diet.

If you want my opinion ... and you probably don't ... I say give the kid a fucking break for Christ sakes. After all, he is twenty three years old.

I may be biased, since I dared to risk reefer madness in my college days, but I think this issue is severely overblown for several reasons

* Almost everybody has smoked pot at one point in their life. Show me someone that has not, and I will show you someone who irons their socks.

* The type of consumer who will buy products endorsed by phelps are most likely in their 20s and 30s. They can relate to a guy who like to screw hot girls and take the occasional pull on a Graffix.

I knew this uproar had reached a tipping point of absurdity when I turned on MSNBC last night. A woman in a dark red pant suit was telling the audience that this incident sent the wrong message to young kids about the use of performance enhancing drugs in today's athletes.

(*Disclaimer - I have used a picture of Democratic Minnesota Senator Amy Jean Lobuchar for illustrative purposes only. She was the only picture I could find of a red pant suit. Sorry Amy!)

Performance enhancing drug????

What is this Church Lady smoking?

The only way that pot will ever be classified as a performance enhancing drug is when they place a giant Snickers bar at the finish line.

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