I want my ... I want my ... I want my STD

In honor of this Valentine's Day, VH1 will show back to back episodes of their romantic blockbuster reality shows.

ROCK OF LOVE with Bret Michaels
(An aging 80s rock star seeks true love from among the best Long Island and New Jersey has to offer)



A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA
(A bi-sexual Myspace star pits men vs. women in a race for her favors)



I LOVE NY
(A reject from the Flavor of Love show attempts to find love, all while keeping her cigarette ash intact and her teeth lipstick free)



Do they sell condoms for television sets?

Happy Valentine's Day

“Use the love formula. Add up the number of times that you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day. If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.”

“Oh, I've been thinking about her a lot lately.”

“What's so very neat about this particular formula is that "a lot" plugs into it beautifully.”

Valentine's Day is on the way

Sometimes you have to ask why bother?

Together forever

Archaeologists in Italy have discovered a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, hugging each other -- and they really are hugging.




Elena Menotti, who led the dig which found the couple, said she believes that the two are almost certainly a man and a woman. However, that needs to be confirmed. She also assumes that they died young, because their teeth were mostly intact and not worn down.

In my scientific opinion, the fact that they were hugging after all this time, means the guy always put the cap back on the toothpaste.