Black Friday
NEW YORK -Nov. 28) - A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday after an "out of control" throng of shoppers eager for post-Thanksgiving bargains broke down the doors at a suburban store and knocked him to the ground, police said.
Within hours of the trampling death, customers had lined up behind crime scene tape waiting for the retailer to reopen.
Let me say that again ... waiting for the retailer to reopen.
Never let it be said that Americans have fucked up priorities.
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