Mistaken Identity

My friend just called me in a panic.

Apparently he placed a Sixty three thousand dollar bid for an item on ebay and then found out that the auction was for something other than he was expecting.

He is a major Black Eyed Peas fan, who has an undying attraction to Fergie (Something that I do not share), and he must have misunderstood the item description.




Like myself, he lives in New York City and has no need for a car.

No glove ... no love.

If you thought the STD situation was bad in the United States, take a look at the magazine ads that they have in the EU.

These are print ads (pictured below) that are being run in France.


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And I thought everybody over there was having manage à trois.

C'est dommage!

Not to be outdone by their neighbors to the west ... Germany puts things into perspecive with their own ads.



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(That means the ad ... you cheeky monkey.)

I would say that this brings all new meaning to the saying "unload a clip".

Wouldn't you?