Happy Meal

HELP WANTED:

Advertising agency seeking to fill the position of Creative Director.





If you are going to go this direction, you need to be:

A) David Droga and B) In another country ... like England

Big Surprise

The Pentagon said today that 61 former detainees from its military prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, appear to have returned to terrorism since their release from custody.




This comes as a shock to US military officials who expected that released prisoners would immediately assimilate themselves into American society and open their own McDonald's franchise.