Chew on this

German physicians have just released a shocking report that chewing too much sugar-free gum containing the artificial sweetener sorbitol can cause diarrhea leading to potentially dangerous weight loss.


Whatever you do ... don't give this girl any gum.





Give it to me instead.

The mercury hits 90 degrees

Last week the temperature in Miami Beach went over the 90-degree mark.

Luckily, Hofbrau Munchen on Lincoln Road was there to save the day with their half liter glasses of traditional German wheat beer.



However, there seemed to be a problem with their glassware.

All the beer kept mysteriously escaping.



This was trouble indeed.

Fortunately I was able to make puppy dog eyes with the waitress who looked a little like the St. Pauli girl



... And the cycle of life continues.