Know how I know that the Red Sox are gay?

Because they asked Boys To Men to sing the national anthem in Game 2.

Oh Henry

Barry Bonds entered the record books with his 755th career home run, tying Hank Aaron for the most celebrated record in sports with a solo shot in the second inning against the San Diego Padres tonight.




Many critics of Bonds claim that his long time use of steroids gives him an unfair advantage, and that Henry Aaron's record is a better example of true baseball greatness.

To this day, Barry Bonds does not admit to the use of any kind of performance enhancing steroid.

When the sore subject has been brought up by reporters, Barry has exhibited unexplained fits of rage and has threatened to sick his dog (Pictured below) on anyone that says differently.