Or else!

WASHINGTON (Sept. 22) - President Bush said Friday at a White House news conference that he was "taken aback" by a purported U.S. threat to bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age if it did not cooperate in the fight against the Taliban and terrorism in general after the Sept. 11 attacks.




Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage allegedly made the threat to President Pervez Musharraf shortly after the September 11th attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon.

A transparent threat of war was made to the President of another country, and our President had no idea it was made?

Here are the likely scenarios:

1) Bush is a complete idiot.

2) Bush has about as much to do with running the US government as Colonel Sanders has with running KFC.

3) Bush is lying, and "taken aback" is what Karl Rove told George to say through the mystery ipod which was strapped to his back.

4) All of the above.

Hint: The answer is almost always “D”


Regardless of what did really happen between Richard Armitage and President Musharraf in that room ...

A) The Taliban is still alive and well in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

B) Osama Bin Laden is still free.

C) Ayman al-Zawahiri is still free.

D) Mullah Omar is still free. (The guy has one good eye)

Good work guys ... good work.