Hot Air

In a new report released today, the US government’s top climatologist said that in 45 years the Earth will be hotter than at anytime during the past one million years. Greenhouse gases will unquestionably cause this temperature increase.




"Humans are now in control of the Earth's climate, for better or worse," NASA's James Hansen tells ABC news.



In response to this report, President Bush told the press corps that this is all part of his master plan. He went on to say that he is really concerned by the high price of oil recently, and its effect on the underprivileged citizens of this country. “This temperature increase will help the poor people keep their heating bills to a minimum.”