Sunday, March 04, 2007

Not with Bill's penis ... and Al pushing.

I have mentioned what I think of Ann Coulter again and again on this blog.

I can say with absolute certainty that if I witnessed her have a major car crash, I would happily sit by and watch her slowly bleed to death.*

In the past, Ann has called Bill Clinton "gay".

She once even called Al Gore a "fag".

Now this:

There is no doubt in my mind, that if all women looked like Ann Coulter, there would be many more gay men on this planet.*

Do you get the feeling that Ann is jealous of all married men?

What is that sound I hear?

Is it the sound of Ann Coulter's uterus drying up like a shriveled apricot?*

Well ... At least we don't ever have to worry about offspring.

(* I know that this post is rife with tasteless, sexist, and downright cold remarks, but when it comes to Ann Coulter the gloves come off bitch.**)

(** My apologies go out to all the female dogs that I have offended)

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Blogger EvilGenius said...

Finally!!! Someone who hates the bitch as much as I do!!

When she finally dies that horrible, fiery death, I'll be the one sitting beside you with the popcorn ;)

4:24 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

She's annoying, repulsive, evil and cloying. Good post, Peter.

12:22 AM  
Blogger Peter Matthes said...

You know the thing about pissing and hair on fire?

I would hold it.

3:34 PM  

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