Which one is the bigger crook?

A former top White House aide was arrested on Thursday in the Maryland suburbs on charges that he stole merchandise from a number of retailers, the police in Montgomery County, Md., said Friday.

A former top White House aide was arrested on Thursday in the Maryland suburbs on charges that he stole merchandise from a number of retailers, the police in Montgomery County, Md., said Friday.

He would buy items, take them out to his car and return to the store with the receipt," the police said in the statement. "He would select the same items he had just purchased and then return them for a refund."

I was trying to think what might have given him away. Was it the items that he chose to return that drew unusual attention?

-WILLY NELSON CDs?


-JEFF FOXWORTHY DVDs?


-T-SHIRTs?