Screw the joystick ... give that boy an AR-15

An ultra-violent video game known as 25 to Life has been released by the video giant Eidos. In this game, marketed to our children, players can assume the role of a gang member who is encouraged to execute drive-by shootings of police officers and to use civilians as human shields.




Why waste all the aggression and excellent hand-eye coordination? Save your pocket money boys and girls. George Bush will be happy to give you a fully automatic assault rifle for free. He will put you to work in his "War on Terror". After you get a few rounds in the ass, you will be begging to have PAC-MAN and DONKEY KONG back.