Porn vs. Reality

Situation One: "The Naughty Student 
Cindi". (An attractive female student with a large rack, walks up to the desk of her professor).



Porn:


Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?

Professor: Some students do extra credit work.

Cindi: (has sex with him)



Reality:


Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?

Professor: Some students do extra credit work.

Cindi: Like what?

Professor: A seven- to ten-page report about the economic principles behind trade rules in a Micronesian country of your choosing.

Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course.





Situation Two: "The Hot Teacher
/Paul" (A student in his late twenties, walks up to the desk of his teacher, Professor Mandy, who has enormous breasts).



Porn:


Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?

Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.

Paul: How?

Professor Mandy: (fellates Paul)



Reality:


Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor?

Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance.

Paul: How?

Professor Mandy: A series of tests based on the material covered in this course.

Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead?

Professor Mandy: (sues Paul)





Situation Three: "The Curious Freshman"
 (A very attractive freshman girl named Candi sits on a bed with her boyfriend, Brett). (Did I mention that Candi has boobs the size of overripe grapefruit? Well ... She does).



Porn:


Brett: Let's try anal sex.

Candi: Okay.



Reality:


Brett: Let's try anal sex.

Candi: No.