Friday, January 18, 2008

Just Plane Funny

Have you ever been on a plane and had someone next to you talking on their cell phone?

You always seem to get some moron who feels the need to call the person they are meeting ... before the plane docks ... before everyone gets off ... and before they even get their bags.

The days of meeting someone at the gate are long over.

The conversation always seems to go something like this:

"Yeah ... we just landed."
"Yeah ... we are on the tarmac."
"Yeah ... we are taxiing to the gate."


Who cares?

Certainly not the unfortunate people, captive and sitting next to your stupid ass.

I guarantee you, this is the very same guy or girl who feels the need to call you and describe their bowel movement after a big meal.

If you get someone like this on the plane with you.

Someone that drives you absolutely nuts.

If you want to make things a little interesting follow these simple steps:

*** First of all, make sure all of the young children are out of sight, or in the cockpit chatting with the pilot and first officer.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the guy or girl who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Now ... HIT THIS LINK .

As always ... have a good lawyer standing by.

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Blogger babs said...

This is so true....funny to read about, but so freaking annoying in the situation! everyone should sign up for a vipassana retreat just once in their life to realize how much jibber jabber is really unecessary.
that'll shut em up.

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