Behind the Curtain

BAGHDAD - Vice President Dick Cheney made another unannounced visit to Iraq. He and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki acknowledged problems in the pace of reducing violence in Iraq on Wednesday, but both pledged their governments would continue working together toward a solution.

The Iraqi leader said he and Cheney discussed "practical steps ... to support our efforts working on both the security front as well as the domestic political issues."




Among the key issues discussed were:

1) The need to get bigger leather chairs in the meeting room to support their bloated fat asses.

2) Where the best “Big and Fat” store was to buy a charcoal single-breasted suit.

It's easy to see why things are going so well.