Monday, August 14, 2006

Air Scare

Los Angeles – Hundreds of travelers were evacuated from LAX terminals early Monday after baggage screeners raised an alert. They identified a passenger on Alaska Airlines that has a “suspicious package”.

In the end, it just turned out to be porn star Ron Jeremy.


Blogger grumpygirl said...

see, this i don't get. ron jeremy. do you get that?

6:28 PM  
Blogger Peter Matthes said...

"Suspicious PACKAGE" Alyssa.

Do I need to hit your over the head with it?

Oh boy.

6:50 PM  
Blogger The Lone Beader said...

LOL!!! I don't know what's funnier -your post, or the fact that Grumpy Girl didn't get it... hahahe...

9:39 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...


Methinks grumpygirl means she doesn't "get" how ron jeremy generates any interest whatsoever.

Oy, a scourge of the Jewish world, he is one...

11:00 PM  
Blogger grumpygirl said...

kleopatra, thank you. yes, peter and lone beader, i know what was meant by "suspicious package."

it's ron jeremy himself/itself/whatever that i do not understand at all. AT ALL.

12:07 AM  
Blogger meesh said...

Ewww! I'm with you on that one, grumpygirl. I don't get the Ron Jeremy thing at all. I didn't even know who he was until recently. I was at this club in Hollywood (NOT my usual scene at all) and this kind of skeevy older guy was hanging out, talking to people. He came up to me and this girl I was with and chatted for a bit, then gave me a hug and left. I was like, "What was that all about?" My b/f explained who Ron Jeremy is and that he had just hugged me. Ahhhhh!

It just figures, I finally bump into a movie star in Hollywood and it's that guy. Blech.

1:23 PM  
Blogger The Lone Beader said...

Meesh, he HUGGED you??? ewwww.....

10:09 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

yeah...he's ugly all'd need to pay me at LEAST a thousand dollars to sleep with least

5:03 PM  
Blogger LaineyWorld said...

Ron Jeremy is living proof that looks really arent everything, but a "suspicious package" is really quite a lot. LOL

6:53 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

I'd need $10,000 to sleep with him. And i'm Jewish!

2:50 AM  

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