SO MUCH TROUBLE IN THE WORLD

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Gas or hot air?

Today George W. Bush made a very important announcement while aboard Air Force One (A.K.A Idiot Airlines)

President Bush is trying to calm Americans' outrage over soaring gas prices by ordering an investigation into whether the price of gasoline has been illegally manipulated, his spokesman said Monday.



This is like Jack the Ripper calling for Scotland Yard to immediately form a murder investigation in 1888.

You really can't make this stuff up folks.

I wonder if this investigation will start ...

1) After the one looking into the CIA intelligence leaks
2) Or the one looking into FEMA's failure to protect the levies of New Orleans as Hurricane Katrina swept in.
3) Or the one looking into this administration's mistakes that were made leading up to September 11th 2001
4) Or the one looking into WMD intelligence failures in the days leading up to the Iraq war

3 Comments:

Blogger Shadowspun said...

And his method of choice for increasing the amount of gas on the market? Reduce environmental standards, of course. He must be kicking his heels in glee.

There must be another way to do this.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Bello (Buddy) Manjaro said...

after they've burned the very very last hanging chad, maybe.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Peter Matthes said...

Don't hold back Bo!

Let it out.

7:02 PM  

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