COLD WAR II

Early today, it was announced that Russia had sent troops and tanks rolling into Georgia.

In response to this aggression, the local Macon militia was quickly mobilized to combat the problem.




“We have more than enough beer and bullets to keep them pinko reds at bay for several weeks”, declared their fearless leader Billy Bob Durette (pictured above with beer)

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir V. Putin declared, “War has started”

This declaration only served to inflame the already angry Georgians.

“I say bring them commie bastards on”, exclaimed Cletus McBride.
(pictured below with Ford F150)

“I have been waiting to use this gun for ages”.