Woulda Coulda Shoulda

The White House is trying to calm the resentment of some Republicans who say the party might have fared better on Election Day if President Bush had not waited until after the vote to call for the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich publicly suggested that if George Bush had replaced Don Rumsfeld two weeks before the mid term elections, voters might not have been as angry about the unpopular Iraq war.




I find it funny that he looks to Rumsfeld and the Iraq War as the central October surprise, but still has this to say about the Foley scandal.

Remember Newt ... “The only thing that can end your career in politics is being caught with a dead girl … or a live boy.” For a political party that is based on "family values" and vehemently condemns homosexuality, you guys get caught with a lot of boys.

And Newt ... In the spirit of political impartiality, I have found you this video (Below) that should come in handy. It will help you and Dennis Hassert identify the immoral members of your own party long before they become a political liability.




I, for one, like being a Clinton Democrat. At least when we mess with the interns, you can be damn sure they are of the opposite sex.