The Bible has a happy ending

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

This first clip gets REALLY good about the 4:20 mark.




Ted ... Ted ... Ted ... Corinthians 6:12-20

And the Lord said unto thee ...

"Thou shall not smoke the crystal meth or the crack rock. and if one is going to spend one's life fighting against gay marriage ... one should not show up on the gaydar screen."



Here endeth the lesson bitch.

Here endeth the lesson.