SO MUCH TROUBLE IN THE WORLD

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Lord ... Hear our prayers!

MIAMI, March 29 — The disgraced Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison today for his role in a fraud scheme involving the purchase of a cruise ship line.



The “Love Boat” Lobbyist” (As I like to call him) told the court "In the past two years, I've started the process of becoming a new man, chastened," Mr. Abramoff said, asking the judge to "forgive my trespasses."

Oh boy! Give me a f**king break!

Obviously God must have heard his sincere prayers of forgiveness, because the sentence was the lowest possible punishment under federal guidelines.

We can only pray that his cellmate will be named Bubba, and have a penchant for shirtless David Hasselhoff posters.



Amen Lord ... Amen

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